5. Heat 2: Val Kilmer Dates Natalie Portman
It's A Sequel To...Heat (1995) Cheating a bit here, because this isn't necessarily a sequel that Hollywood considered in the same way as the other movies included on this list, but the person who came up with the idea
is a member of the community, and has considered making the movie (in his own brain, at least). Yes, Val Kilmer, an actor who has retreated to the Bill Paxton school of thinking, has apparently figured out what the thinks might be an interesting plot for
Heat II. "Here's my pitch," Kilmer said in an interview. "You remember Natalie Portman? She's Pacino's adopted daughter, so she comes home and says, 'Daddy, daddy, I want you to meet my fiancé.' And it's me. He's retired and I come to Chicago where he's retired back to and I'm going to torture him, and then I'm going to kill him." So, yeah, that's Kilmer's idea of a follow-up to Michael Mann's iconic crime flick, which seems perfectly customised so that he can simulate sex with Natalie.
Nutty Movie Sequel Rating: 7/10