6. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash
It's A Sequel To... Freddy vs. Jason (2003) and, uh,
Army of Darkness (1992) This bizarre sequel idea sounds like a fanfic you found your little brother working on when he was fifteen - or at least it might have done, had it not
already existed as a legitimate comic book series spanning six issues. I'm not kidding, nor am I going to insult author James Kurhoic's decision to write such a thing, because anybody who gets to paid to do things like this is obviously winning at life in a big way. Still, as a movie... uh, no thank-you?
Freddy vs. Jason pitted iconic villains Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees against one another to disastrous results, of course, because rarely does a movie with the word "vs" in its title denote a product of quality. Throw Ash from the
Evil Dead series into the mix, too, for some bewildering, inanely non-logical reason, and you've likely got a catastrophe on your hands. Hollywood considered doing that for a while, 'til Sam Raimi put a stop to the madness.
Nutty Movie Sequel Rating: 9/10