7. Alec Baldwin - Bouncer
You can just hear him asking people to leave before someone does something they'll regret in that deep rasping voice that is a signature trait of Alec Baldwin. One of the many actors to come out of the restaurant/nightclub/bartender trade, Baldwin was a bouncer for New York's infamous nightclub Studio 54 where he was continuously flirted with by other men. This Baldwin didn't mind so much since he was straight and could go about his job undistracted. It was when the club began soliciting to a more hetero crowd that Baldwin quit, stating the girls were getting to be way too much to handle. If the eldest Baldwin pulling off the bouncer gimmick seems funny to you because of 30 Rock or The Cat and The Hat, take some time to watch him in the Vegas movie called The Cooler. I guarantee your chuckles will cease.