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10. They're All Doomed - Sausage Party

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Sausage Party feels like a movie that came from Seth Rogen getting stoned and watching Toy Story, and thinking “Hey, that’d be funnier if it was raunchy and violent!” Hence Sausage Party, though to be fair it’s got some belly laughs.

The movie features sentient food figuring out what happens once people buy them, and a few of them plot a daring escape. In the finale they lead an uprising against the customers, resulting in a huge bloodbath where all the humans are killed; then there’s a massive orgy between the food in amongst the corpses.

The movie, of course, fails to address just what the hell the food will do post-bloodbath; most of them have short expiry dates anyway, and once the humans figure out the food in this market killed a bunch of people they’ll destroy them.

The last shot has Rogen’s sausage and a selection of his pals jumping through a portal to the real world, but the food remaining behind is almost certainly in for a grim time of it.

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