12 Things That Must Happen In The Next Batman Film

12. More Offensive Gadgets

Could you imagine if Batman were to Batclaw a goon in the face like a Face Hugger from Alien and then proceeded to put him to sleep with a Clothesline from Hell, JBL style? Or if he were to have Shock Gloves, which are basically defibrillators with the intention of doing the exact opposite of what defibrillators are supposed to do? There has been a plethora of gadgetry in Batman movie canon, like the Bush administration-bashing sonar device in The Dark Knight, Bat-Shark repellent (if you think sharks aren€™t already terrifying enough, imagine them with wings) and that one gun that looked awesome in Dark Knight Rises that Batman shot once and it kind of just broke. But what this Batman needs is weaponry akin to the Arkham game series and yes, that series will be mentioned a few times in this article because it has proven that giving you the chance to actually be the Bat also gives you an idea of how to show the Bat kicking major ass. Picture Batman repping Gillette and threatening a thug by lining their chest with Explosive Gel, applied as a little bat symbol, naturally. Or, as this Batman has had a history with supervillains, incorporating their own gadgetry and using it against them, such as Freeze Blasts or just shanking them with Penguin€™s umbrella like a bald-headed, batsh*t crazy Britney.
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