12 Things You Learn Rewatching Diamonds Are Forever

7. It's Too Silly For Its Own Good

Diamonds Are Forever Moon
United Artists

There are certainly those who love the sillier Bond movies - especially those from the Roger Moore era - but this is a film just too daft for its own good.

It leaps breathlessly from one location and set-piece to the next with a weird sense of desperation, and whether Bond takes a trip to the casino, rides a moon buggy across the Nevada desert or ultimately has to stop Blofeld's space laser, it just feels like a messy mish-mash of ideas without much coherent connective tissue.

The Moore films, sometimes offputting though they were, generally strung their outrageousness together with a semi-cohesive narrative throughline. Here, though, ridiculous stuff just happens, and it quickly becomes more exhausting, and perhaps even more irritating, than genuinely fun.

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