12 Things You Learn Rewatching GoldenEye

7. It's Got The Best Sex Scene In The Entire Series

Goldeneye Xenia
MGM

The overwhelming majority of the Bond franchise's sex scenes naturally involve Bond taking a doe-eyed, hapless woman to bed, and generally speaking they're extremely tasteful, boring and inevitable rolls in the hay.

GoldenEye, however, has other ideas, and delivers by far the best, most entertaining and most memorable scene of cinematic coitus in the entire franchise.

After Xenia Onatopp seduces Admiral Chuck Farrel (Billy J. Mitchell), we're treated to the two engaged in some intense rutting, before Xenia uses her unfathomable strength to suffocate him mid-lovemaking.

The fact that Xenia actually still climaxes after killing the guy is the icing on the cake, really. Never has sex in the Bond franchise been this kinky, weird and literally dangerous.

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