8. The Worst Number Title Of All Time Killed All The Brain Cells
Almost as much was said about the new Fantastic Four's title as about the awful quality of the movie itself. Yes, the movie was marketed as "Fant4stic", which quickly caught the ire of the Internet, who took to pronouncing it as "fant-four-stick" out of protest, making the film look and sound even more stupid than it already does on its sheer lack of merits alone. Do movie studios still think that the number replacement looks cool? Is this 2002? Haven't we moved on from this a bit? And is this the worst number title since 2 Fast 2 Furious? At least that one kinda makes sense: this is just incoherent nonsense, and we're all dumber simply for having gazed upon it. So, yeah, sorry for reminding you about that one.
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