13 Horrifically Misjudged Movie Taglines You Won't Believe They Actually Used

1. "Nobody Does It Better... Thirteen Times." - Octopussy

Octopussy Oh, okay, I get it... "Nobody Does It Better," that was a Bond song, yeah. Carly Simon. Classic. And then there's... thirteen times? "Nobody Does It Better... Thirteen Times." What does... that mean? That doesn't make sense at all. Nobody does what better thirteen times? I mean, I suppose it might be suggesting that this is the 13th Bond movie or something, but that tagline still wouldn't really mean what it's trying to in that case, either. Why am I thinking about Bond having sex thirteen times? What has any of this got to do with Octopussy?! Like this article? Got add taglines to add? Let us know in the comment section below.
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