13 Movie Characters Who Would Be A Better President Than Jeb Bush

Dr Cocteau is the architect of “a society of peace, love and understanding” that could only appeal to Republicans - alcohol and profanity are outlawed, radio stations play “mini-tunes” (commercial jingles) rather than youth-corrupting rock music and bodily contact is verboten. Pornography, masturbation and abortions are illegal, Virtual Reality sex has replaced the norm and artificial-insemination pregnancy is licensed.

If you think the doc’s ideas are a touch too conservative, however, you can starve in the sewers with the rest of the “scraps”, but once you start to become organized, Cocteau will condemn your “radical terrorist behaviour” and send Wesley Snipes to kill you and your colleagues.

Pros:

1. Charismatic

2. Deeply religious

3. Unapologetic hypocrite

Cons:

1. Control freak

2. Polarizes the country

3. Unable to control the society he created