13 Movie Characters Who Would Be A Better President Than Jeb Bush
3. Amon Goeth (Ralph Fiennes) - Schindler's List
“Do you have any idea what’s involved?” says Amon Goeth, when asked about running a Concentration Camp. “The paperwork alone? Forget you've got to build the f**king thing, getting the f**king permits is enough to drive you crazy. Then the engineers show up. They stand around, they argue about drainage, foundations, codes, exact specifications, parallel fences four kilometers long, six thousand kilograms of electrified fences... I'm telling you, you'll want to shoot somebody.”
As Commandant of the Krakow-Plaszow Camp in Nazi-occupied Poland, Goeth knows such things. He also oversaw the imprisonment, maiming and torturing of an unknown number of people, but that is by the by. What’s important is the professional manner in which Goeth conducts himself, which will surely appeal to all those Republicans who want efficiency without losing their dignity.
Pros:
1. Organizational skills
2. Work ethic
3. Born leader
Cons:
1. Petty thief
2. Overweight slob
3. Diagnosed as mentally ill