13 Movie Characters Who Would Be A Better President Than Jeb Bush

6. The Emperor (Ian McDiarmid) - Return Of The Jedi

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In some quarters, the former Senator Palpatine is seen as the Most Evil Ruler in the universe, but he’s likely to be perceived as a “moderate” by most Republicans, having achieved power via bureaucratic delays and Trade Federation blockades instead of stealing the election like Dubya did.

He is pleasingly sadistic, though, and his willingness to murder women, children and people with foreign-sounding names will doubtless make up for his shortcomings. Just don’t let the cameras get too close.

Pros:

1. Knew Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing

2. Tried to kill lifelong Democrat Mark Hamill

3. Cool laugh

Cons:

1. Knew Hayden Christensen

2. Killed Samuel L Jackson

3. Ugly sumbitch

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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'