13 Movie Characters Who Would Be A Better President Than Jeb Bush

7. The T-1000 (Robert Patrick) - Terminator 2: Judgment Day

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The T-1000 has much in common with Jeb Bush: they’re both the creation of Big Business, sent out into the world to destroy mankind’s hope for a better future. Unlike his human counterpart, though, the T-1000 doesn’t require an army of rednecks to do his killing for him.

Composed of liquid metal, he’s virtually indestructible, and can transform his limbs into stabbing weapons. Should his Presidential bid fail, he'll terminate his opponent and assume their identity.  

Pros:

1. Soulless killing machine

2. Can fake sincerity

3. No problem killing women and children

Cons:

1. Creepy thousand-yard stare

2. Usually fails at his mission

3. Causes an inordinate amount of collateral damage

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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'