13 Terrible Looking 2018 Movies That Will Shockingly Make A Profit

3. Show Dogs

Show Dogs Will Arnett
Open Road Films

Release Date: May 18

Just take one look at that poster. Look at it. If that's not enough to persuade you that the latest talking animals romp from the director of Beverly Hills Chihuahua will suck, check out the literally physically painful trailer for yourself.

Will Arnett is shamelessly pimping himself out for a paycheck here in a movie practically destined to score less than 10% on Rotten Tomatoes, with its awful one-liners, lame toilet humour and atrocious visual effects.

Predicted Box Office: $80 million. It clearly didn't cost more than around $20 million, and if Beverly Hills Chihuahua can make $150 million, there's no reason this follow-up can't at least crack half that, which would make it a solid success

Plus, like Book Club, it opens the same day as Deadpool 2 and will offer up an easy alternative for the kiddies.

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