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2. Dick Dies Nailing Aubrey Plaza - Dirty Grandpa

Aubrey Plaza Robert De Niro Dirty Grandpa
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The titular grandpa Dick (Robert De Niro) ends up living in a retirement home while fathering a child with his nymphomaniac lover Lenore (Aubrey Plaza).

It's pretty safe to say that, given Lenore's intense sexual appetite and Dick's age, a fatal, sex-fueled heart attack is probably on of the horizon in the not-too-distant future for the fun-loving geriatric. The human heart is only capable of taking so much exertion at that age, after all.

And you know what? He'd probably be fine with that, being ridden into oblivion by a woman less than half his age. There are worse ways to go, of course.

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