13 Upcoming Movies That Could Score 0% On Rotten Tomatoes

6. Fifty Shades Of Grey

The Pitch: Based on E.L. James' best-selling erotic Twilight fan fiction novel, the movie follows the sexual awakening of Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) as she enters into a kinky relationship with Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) Why It Could Score 0%: Because it's an incredibly easy target to make fun of, and given the low-esteem with which the trashy source material is regarded, why would the movie fare any better? In its defense, Fifty Shades is going to be rated R, but even so, there's a fair chance most if not all critics will dismiss it as failing to deliver a compelling story alongside all that nudity. After all, without a decent plot and interesting characters, why not just watch porn instead and get to see something far more explicit? The footage shown so far doesn't convince that this is going to be anything more than another unintentionally hilarious, Showgirls-esque debacle. Release Date: February 13th (US & UK)
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