14 Life Lessons You Can Learn From Jurassic Park

10. Heavy Things Are Expensive

Obviously we needed some words of wisdom at some point during the film, and from who better than the cynical lawyer whose short-shorts would make it into the worst dressed section of a celeb magazine now? "Where did you find those night vision goggles?" "Under the seat in a box" "Are they heavy?" "Yup!" "Well then they're expensive. Put them back" Heavy things cost a fortune, ok? And that's final. Preach.
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