9. Not Knowing Where The Switch Is On A Torch Will Only Lead To Trouble
Lex and Tim are pretty young, and pretty silly at times - and no one's forgetting how much trauma these kids go through in the space of a two hour movie. But, that does not excuse the fact that it takes a good thirty seconds of fiddling around with a torch in order to turn the light off so that consequently they won't be eaten by a hunting T-Rex. And in fact, after shining the light directly into the carnivores eye, the torch doesn't even get turned off anyway - the T-Rex pokes it's head through the car roof. So let's just remember that, shall we? Another few lessons we could learn from the torch scene include: 1. Lawyers are not to be trusted. 2. Your icon will let you down in times of panic 3. Night vision googles are not that good
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).