7. Shirts Come Undone At The Most Inappropriate Of Moments
Jeff Goldblum, what exactly is your job in this film? You just told us you were a mathematician for six years - and now you're pretending to be a scientist just so you can find yourself a new lady. Or at least, that is certainly what you appear to be doing. Oh, and look at that: you've been found alone and injured and hidden under some strange wall matting, and your shirt has magically come undone to show off a nice amount of bronzed smooth skin. He must be really injured or in pain, because he never quite gets around to doing his shirt back up again. Instead, he can only sprawl sexily across the desks around the Jurassic Park lab while all hell breaks loose around him. Guess they had to get some sex appeal from somewhere.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
