We're three quarters of the way through the film and Tim has already undergone the following disasters: 1. A T-Rex has tried to squidge him and his sister through a sheet of glass. 2. He's been almost flattened in an upside down wreck of car 3. He's plummeted over the edge of a cliff (which definitely didn't exist in the previous scenes) in the squashed car to land in a tree. 4. He's thrown up (the worst of all disasters, in Tim's eyes). 5. He and Dr Grant have the car chase them down a tree, only to fall on top of them ("Well, we're back in the car again". No one likes a smart arse, Timmy). 6. He gets ELECTROCUTED. Hello!? He would be dead! There is no way Dr Grant can resuscitate him from being dead. It's not happening, The man is an archaeologist, not a doctor. 7. He gets chased around a stainless steel kitchen by raptors and escapes by inches with his life. 8. He falls off a dinosaur skeleton from a great height onto the floor, and still manages to be ok. Is this kid a superhero, or genetically enhanced or something? Nobody could survive all this.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
