Isn't it so wonderful that your spouse is totally unaware of your career as an assassin? Well, maybe it would be if not for the fact that they too are an assassin and you've both been given one another as a target. Nothing some counselling can't fix, one feels. This film's pretty much a hit and miss action comedy but there is a wicked part where Brangelina shoot up their house to kill each other, it's woefully over the top but it's actually how I like to imagine they solve their fall-outs in their real-life relationship. A pretty ludicrous set-up but if you think about it, do you ever know for certain if your other half is or isn't an assassin? That's a risk you really can't afford to take.
Lifelong wrestling fan and film buff who consumes far too much caffeine. Currently working on a comic book and learning how to cook the perfect fried egg. Both of which are an ongoing process.
