15 Awful Films Terminator Actors Want You To Forget
15. The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005) - Edward Furlong
RottenTomatoes Score: 0% The Plot: Reformed felon James "Jimmy" Cuervo (Furlong) and his girlfriend Lily (Emmanuelle Chriqui) are brutally murdered by the leader of a satanic biker cult, Lucas "Death" Crash (David Boreanaz), and his girlfriend Lola (Tara Reid). After a crow resurrects Jimmy with superhuman powers, he goes about meting out sweet revenge. Why It Sucks: When you have several Uwe Boll films in your filmography and they're not the worst-reviewed of your career, something's really wrong. This third Crow sequel that nobody asked for is easily the worst of the lot, suffering from slapdash direction and thoroughly lethargic performances from not only young John Connor himself, but Boreanaz, Reid (because of course), Danny Trejo, and strangely enough, Dennis Hopper. It plays like a pale retread from start to finish...because that's precisely what it is. Though it's fair enough that the film tries to change the setting and general aesthetic in an attempt to try something different, it's still a cookie cutter, low-energy thriller where it's tough to much care about the protagonist's quest.
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