7. Mel Gibson
Try as you might, it is impossible to think action heroes without Mel Gibson coming to mind. The troubled Aussie made his bed with Mad Max and then cemented his persona with the Lethal Weapon series. Recent efforts to revive a struggling career saw Gibson hark back to the mullety lunacy of yesteryear with the so-so How I Spent My Summer Vacation (or for you Yanks, Get The Gringo). The hard nosed cynicism and unhinged demeanor we saw in Gibsons Riggs was ever present in his portrayal of HISMSVs Driver, and was a firm statement that the New York born star still has it. His leathery skin would make for a perfect addition to the knowing reputation of The Expendables, and could easily step in as a potential replacement for the somewhat AWOL Mickey Rourke. Hell, he could even double up with directing duties.
Possible Weapon: A snub-nosed revolver and bullets with smiley faces painted on them.
8. Jackie Chan
Chan once alluded to the argument of Warhuhwhat is it good for? If it is good for anything, then it is good for seeing a collection of the worlds greatest action stars. Next to Bruce Lee, I would argue that Chan is the most iconic martial arts star in cinematic history. Striking a breathtaking balance between outstanding strength and physical comedy, Chan has and always will be known as a master performer. Jet Lis presence in the last two Expendables has, stupidly, left little room for the involvement of another Oriental star such as Chan. But with a strong possibility of further Chinese involvement in number 3, it would make perfect sense and be an excellent opportunity to bring Chan into the mix. Although Schwarzeneggers Trench is Barney Ross rival, it makes sense to see much more teaming up in number 3. Trench has, or at least had, his own team at some point. Who is to say that Chan couldnt be the hand-to-hand specialist from Trenchs team of Expendables brought in to team up for a super group. Plus, he could work some excellent fight choreography into the mix.
Possible Weapon: Bo staff and his feet.