15 Horror Films That Prove Hollywood Hates You
11. Jason X
When there’s no imagination left in Hollywood, franchise characters go into space. Having learned nothing from Moonraker, Leprechaun 4: In Space or Hellraiser: Bloodline, Jason X strands its eponymous villain (not to be confused with Malcolm X) in 2455, a time when nobody knows what a hockey mask is but people still say, “No sh*t!”
Looking like Aliens made for (and by) adolescent boys, the movie shows us how little feminism has advanced in four centuries by dressing the women in costumes that’d do Russ Meyer proud, most notably Janessa (Melyssa Ade), whose motto seems to be, “In Space, Nobody Needs A Bra.”
Also on board are Rowan (Lexa Doig), a Ripley surrogate, and Kay-Em 14 (Lisa Ryder), the ship’s “Artificial Person.” Kay-Em must’ve been watching Star Trek: The Next Generation because just like Data, all she really wants is to be human. Well, she wants bigger boobs. She gets them, but the nipples fall off, and Jason’s working his way through the crew, so she gets an “upload” instead and becomes a kung-fu kicking cyber-babe who can perform backflips while firing two guns simultaneously. It's called empowerment, people.