15 Movie Moments That Made Your Testicles Wither

5. Sexual Healing - Antichrist

Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Boy has child with girl. Child dies. Boy takes girl to a cabin in the woods to help her forget about it all. Girl goes bat-turd crazy and mangles boys genitals with a wooden block before eventually pruning off her own rose-bud with a pair of scissors. And they lived happily ever after. And you... well, you will never be the same, of course.
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My name is Alejandro. I answer to Alex, Al the pal, Uncle and various other pet names. I was born and raised in Los Angeles and currently live in San Diego, Ca. Being a native Southern Californian, I have been spoiled by good weather, beautiful women , celebrity sightings and diverse culture. I have a season pass to Disneyland and despite this, I still consider it to be the happiest place on earth. I am an avid film geek and gamer. There are many reports of expletives omitting from beyond my bedroom door during marathon sessions of Call Of Duty. I spend a lot of my free time writing, playing/producing music and playing bass in a 90's cover band called The Big Lewinsky (www.facebook.com/thebiglewinskyband). I also enjoy iphone-ography with my 4- in-1 Ollo clip and gorilla tripod along with the countless apps available for photo editing. My favorite films of all-time (currently) are The Godfather, The Shawshank Redemption, The Exorcist and anything by Stanley Kubrick, except Barry Lyndon...and maybe Lolita.