15 Movie Moments That Made Your Testicles Wither

4. Grown Man Swallows Heart - Sideways

Miles and Jack are celebrating Jack's upcoming wedding by indulging in the various aspects of wine country in California, which apparently includes a lot of women. Jack (Thomas Haden Church) can't keep his pants unzipped despite the fact he's romantically involved, while Miles juggles the prospects of a new love while still struggling over a broken marriage that happened years earlier due to an affair. Fast forward to Jack's wedding: Miles (Paul Giamatti) inevitably comes across his ex-wife, whom he clearly hasn't gotten over yet. She introduces him to her fiancé and then subtlety slaps him with the news that she is pregnant. Mile's reaction to this conveys the pure anguish his character is feeling in that moment, feigning congratulations while taking a hard. We can't help but feel for him as he take a solid blow to his manhood.
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My name is Alejandro. I answer to Alex, Al the pal, Uncle and various other pet names. I was born and raised in Los Angeles and currently live in San Diego, Ca. Being a native Southern Californian, I have been spoiled by good weather, beautiful women , celebrity sightings and diverse culture. I have a season pass to Disneyland and despite this, I still consider it to be the happiest place on earth. I am an avid film geek and gamer. There are many reports of expletives omitting from beyond my bedroom door during marathon sessions of Call Of Duty. I spend a lot of my free time writing, playing/producing music and playing bass in a 90's cover band called The Big Lewinsky (www.facebook.com/thebiglewinskyband). I also enjoy iphone-ography with my 4- in-1 Ollo clip and gorilla tripod along with the countless apps available for photo editing. My favorite films of all-time (currently) are The Godfather, The Shawshank Redemption, The Exorcist and anything by Stanley Kubrick, except Barry Lyndon...and maybe Lolita.