9. Tauntaun Costume
Tauntaun Halloween costume: If youre hanging out with people who dont realize that what appear to be your legs are really artificial, you probably need new friends... Friends who dont instantly assume that youve somehow turned into a Tauntaun Centaur rather than drawing the logical conclusion that youre wearing a goddamned costume.
What you can actually own: 
Source -
gizmodo Well, you can own this
if you are a complete and utter legend and have the ability to create a suit that gives nerdgasms where ever it goes. Oh, and did we mention that the thing is f***ing automated? You can continue touching yourself now.