8. Jabba the Hutt Beanbag Chair/ R2-D2 Projector
Jabba the Hutt Beanbag Chair: Because what can be more relaxing than giving a lapdance to Jabba the Hutt?
What you can actually own:
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mighty jabba A few prototypes were actually made, so if you are affluent enough, you could totally snap this up. Or you could just print up an iron on decal and make your own. You have to provide your own Princess Leia slave bikini, though.
R2-D2 projector: You know that this would totally be used solely to watch pornography, right?
What you can actually buy:
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tmcnet For the princely sum of $2,799.95, you too can own this projector to watch your Star Wars Blu-rays or that dodgy burnt DVD of "Star Whores" that you insist you didn't buy.