15 Rejected Star Wars Items Lucasfilm Didn’t Want You to Have (Which You Can Still Kinda Get Anyway)

5. Bantha Slippers

Bantha slippers: Considering that a Bantha is roughly the size of an elephant, one can only assume that these must be slippers crafted from Bantha Fetus€™s. Stylish. What you can actually own: Source - super punch Source - gizmodo If you€™ve ever had an overwhelming desire to foot fuck your favorite Star Wars character, you have a wide array of choices, including subjecting your child to the horror of having Jar-Jar Binks peering up at them every time they cast a furtive, fearful glance at their feet.
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