6. Darth Vader Gumball Dispenser/ Death Star Beachball
Darth Vader Gumball Dispenser: I could make a joke about sucking on Darth Vader's balls, but...
What you can actually own:
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anner docurrence Mustn't - Make - Testicle - Joke!
Death Star Beachball: In the Star Wars universe, only the Tuskan raiders truly have "beach balls"... And there goes my resolve to not make a testicle joke. Oh well, I can always take solace in the fact that I know how to spell Inflatable correctly, I guess.
What you can actually own:
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tech crunch According to this picture, you can either own an actual death star beach ball or a creepy, shiny kid that seems to be the living personification of the uncanny valley. Look at those eyes. They peer into your very soul.