16 Brilliant WTF Moments From Kung Fury
14. How Else Would You Unlock Your Car?
Having received the call to come downtown and rescue his fellow citizens from the march of the arcade machine monster, the eponymous hero turns his back on a night of provocative saxophone music and guaranteed action with a leather-jacket and bra-wearing beauty (as his own face looks on from the cover of Time magazine) to get his kung fu on.
He exits the only way a true '80s hero possibly could: across the rooftops and over the edge to his waiting Lamborghini below. And in this universe, the only way to open a super car while hurtling towards it out of the sky is to pepper it with bullets and land perfectly inside.
Already the hero is cashing cheques most of his fellow movie leads couldn't even think of writing.