16 Hilarious Amazon Reviews Of 2016’s Biggest Movies
7. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows
Out Of The Shadows is very, very not good, taking even the slight pleasures of the first movie and squeezing them out in favour of more garishness, more silliness and more of what was clearly designed to be fan-bait. Double-stuffing did not work, which is precisely why hiring porn stars appears to be a better idea.
And yet another one star Amazon review says everything you need to know about why movies like this - and Michael Bay - manage to keep making money...
"The worst of the series. The only redeeming thing was Megan fox in a mini skirt."
Goddamnit, Phillip, that's the exact problem!