16 Hilarious Amazon Reviews Of 2018's Oscar Movies

11. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Some reviews just make you wonder why they bothered in the first place. Here's the full version of this curiously grumpy little number...

"It would take a good while to list everything I hated about this movie but I will list only three. Every other word the actors spoke was "f___", the movie was biased about cops and Frances McDormand is featured cursing at a priest. This, and it was advertised as one of the best movies of the year. I was reminded why I rarely watch TV or rent movies. I hate to pay to lose IQ points."

It's almost like some people watch solely to post morally outraged take-downs. Sayigng f*ck every now and then won't dumb your brain half as much as turning off culture entirely.