16 Reasons Why Being A Film Buff Secretly Ruins Your Life

7. You Can't Enjoy The Movies You Loved As A Kid Because You've Developed "Standards"

YOU USED TO THINK THEY WERE PERFECT, DAMMIT. And now all you see is bad animation, a terrible script and some of the worst acting this side of The Room.

6. Nobody Understands When You Say You Don't Want To Watch A "Pirate Copy"

"Don't you get it? This sort of behaviour is killing our film industry. Every time you watch a pirate movie, a little piece of the cinema dies forever. ... The door? Uh-huh. I'll show myself out."