16 Reasons Why Being A Film Buff Secretly Ruins Your Life
5. Everyone Just Assumes You're A Snob For No Reason
I mean, you probably are, but still... it's rude to assume!
4. You Have To Watch Every Film To The Very End Thanks To Your Own Twisted Principles
Every film buff knows that it's, like, illegal to have an opinion on a movie if you didn't stick it out to the very end, which means that you've seen all three Transformers movies for some reason, most of the Twilight flicks, way too many Adam Sandler "comedies"...and the weirdest thing is that you're glad about it, because they count towards your total viewed movie count. Gosh, how pathetic.