16 Weirdest Horror Films You've Never Seen

9. My Lovely Burnt Brother And His Squashed Brain (1988)

American Burger Movie
Mondo Video

My Lovely Burnt Brother And His Squashed Brain is an underground Italian extremely gory, gross-out "comedy" (in early John Waters vein) about a badly burnt morphine junkie who is turned into a zombie after he gets injected with infected urine by his pug-ugly, crazy sister.

You can tell pretty quickly if you’ll want to shut this off or not. The story opens with a video store clerk sneezing snot into his hand and renting a tape to a dude, who goes home and pops it into his VCR.  The audience quickly realizes that he's watching the same movie that they are. A movie within a movie. The "producer" assures you that the movie sucks, before a caption encourages you to get drunk because it was filmed in "Beer-O Vision."

Indeed, all of the "humor" in this film is quite slapsticky (this includes guys chopping off their own penises - and eating them). If you want to see something that will have you asking “What the hell is wrong with me, why am I watching this?” then this is the movie for you.  

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Jesse Gumbarge is editor and chief blogger at JarvisCity.com - He loves old-school horror films and starting pointless debates. You can reach out at: JesseGumbarge@JarvisCity.com