2. Claiming That The Oscars Are A Worthwhile Judge Of Cinematic Merit
And if you do watch actually watch the Oscars, you have make sure that you're doing it ironically, because how can you take such an archaic, out of touch and biased institution like the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences seriously? Doesn't Ben Affleck have one? Geesh.
1. Admitting You Like Anything By Michael Bay - Even As A Guilty Pleasure
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