18 Guaranteed Ways To Have Your Film Buff Status Revoked
6. Disagreeing That Movies Are "Getting Worse"
How could you think this? You don't REALLY think this, right? Movies in the old days were so much better! I mean, the standards were just so much higher! You don't REALLY think this, right?
5. Not Being Able To Name Your Top 10 Films Of All Time Off The Top Of Your Head
What have you been doing with your time? Socialising? There's nothing more gratifying for a film buff than to be presented with the opportunity to tell other people - especially other film buffs - what their top 10 favourite films of all time are. It's more about them than the person listening, of course, because there's literally nothing a film buff would rather be doing than having you glance at their incredibly versatile and noticeably eclectic list of favourites.
4. Not Having A Movie Poster On Your Bedroom Wall
Even if you don't have a bedroom wall, you should have a movie poster on it. Bonus points if it's an English-language movie but the text is in another language, like French or Japanese. Or both.
