18 Hilarious Amazon Reviews Of 2017's Oscar Movies

2. Kubo And The Two Strings

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Nominated For: Best Animated Feature, Best Visual Effects

Who goes into Laika films - after Coraline, ParaNorman and Box Trolls - and thinks they're going to see a kids movie? Who didn't go into Kubo & The Two Strings knowing the glorious stop motion film (which was among the very best of the year in any medium and deserved a Best Picture nod), expecting adult material?

If you didn't, and your young kids were too scared, you don't deserve to watch it. You don't deserve to be taught the lessons on life and death and strength and individualism that it teaches. And you should probably stick to watching Transformers movies.

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