5. Bubbles The Dolphin - The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water
Spongebob and Plankton use a time machine to travel into the future, where they come across "The One who Watches", a space dolphin going by the name of Bubbles. He wears a robe with an Illuminati symbol and talks in an unexpectedly posh accent, explaining that dolphins protect the Earth, and that he's desperate for a "potty break", before asking the duo to preside over the Universe while he goes to the toilet. Mere moments later, Saturn and Jupiter collide with one another, and though SpongeBob sweeps the cosmic detritus under the rug, Bubbles returns and notices in an instant, and then tries to kill them both for putting his job at risk. It's the most demented, drug-fueled scene from any recent kids' movie, all the more funny because Bubbles' speech is so often interrupted by a ridiculously over-the-top dolphin laugh.
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