20 Creepy Movie Kids To Put You Off Parenting

15. Gage Creed - Pet Sematary (1989)

02.05.2013gage 4 Poor little Gage. He is cute as a button when he is alive. But dead - he is one creepy kid that you want to stay well away from because he would cut your throat as soon as say hello to you. This is not Gage's fault. He was killed by a truck and his father gets the bright idea of burying Gage in Pet Sematary despite repeated warnings. Louis - Gage's father - goes ahead and exhumes his son's body and buries it in the malevolent cemetery. He goes home exhausted. A reanimated Gage sneaks a scalpel (Louis is a doctor) out of his father's medical bag and kills Jud, their elderly neighbour. He lures his mother to the house and kills her as she is in a state of stunned disbelief. He then phones Louis - "Come play with me daddy! First I played with Jud and then I played with mommy. I had an awful good time. Now I want to play with youuu!". Realising he has done a terrible deed, Louis loads up on shots of morphine and ventures next door. Gage attacks him and Louis kills him with a shot of morphine. RIP for the second time Gage Creed. I'm safely assuming that no one here would be stupid enough to try and reanimate their dead child in a dodgy cemetery which is constantly spitting out evil things. But if you are stupid enough, you deserve an undead murderous creepy kid coming at you with a scalpel in his hand. That's parenting folks!
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My first film watched was Carrie aged 2 on my dad's knee. Educated at The University of St Andrews and Trinity College Dublin. Fan of Arthouse, Exploitation, Horror, Euro Trash, Giallo, New French Extremism. Weaned at the bosom of a Russ Meyer starlet. The bleaker, artier or sleazier the better!