20 Creepy Movie Kids To Put You Off Parenting

13. Carol Anne Freeling - Poltergeist (1982)

02.05.2013carol anne 5 Carol Anne Freeling is another cute and lovable child who has unfortunate supernatural afflictions which turn her into a creepy kid who would put you off parenting. As sweet as she is, would you really want a child who attracts poltergeists and demons? I didn't think so. Among the annoyances you would have if Carol Anne was your kid are Carol Anne communicating with demons through the television, glasses, utensils and furniture flying around your rooms, the kid disappearing in a portal and having to call out psychic investigators to rescue her. But it's really not the child's fault that the house was built on a grave yard, so she can't help being creepy. But I would not want any association with Preacher Kane. That guy frightens the crap out of me. So no Carol Anne, I'm not your mommy.
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My first film watched was Carrie aged 2 on my dad's knee. Educated at The University of St Andrews and Trinity College Dublin. Fan of Arthouse, Exploitation, Horror, Euro Trash, Giallo, New French Extremism. Weaned at the bosom of a Russ Meyer starlet. The bleaker, artier or sleazier the better!