20 Essential Movie Performances That Will Define 2017

15. Patrick Stewart - Poop Emoji (The Emoji Movie)

The Emoji Movie Poop
Sony

The Role: The Poop Emoji. What more do you really need to know?

Why It'll Define 2017: Whether or not The Emoji Movie is an unexpectedly self-aware delight or a total trainwreck, there's sure to be a lot of chatter about classically trained, legendary theater actor and all-around lovable guy Patrick Stewart playing an actual piece of animated crap in his next movie.

After the bleakness of Logan, it's easy to understand why Stewart took on such a ridiculously silly role, and in fairness, hearing such a crude emoji lent such a velvety vocal cadence is likely to make him one of the funniest things about the whole movie.

And you thought seeing Stewart playing a Neo-Nazi in Green Room was the biggest piece of s*** he was ever going to play? Think again.

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