20 Hilariously Bad Amazon Reviews For Movies Everyone Loved

9. Toy Story

We got it all wrong in our overwhelmingly positive evaluations of Pixar's Toy Story. The idea of the toys from our childhood coming alive and talking to each other is fine and not inherently dangerous, but this movie runs into trouble. Toys can talk, so long as everyone watches their dang (sorry) language!

8. Pulp Fiction

As we continue learning why we should not love so many of our favorite movies, we come across the path of the righteous reviewer. Pulp Fiction may have been all the rage in 1994, but it seems as though we've given writer/director Quentin Tarantino far too much credit. Frankly, we were out of order.

7. Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb

Movies reliant upon the political climate of their time run the risk of being on the wrong side of history in the long run. Dr. Strangelove, a Stanley Kubrick classic that helped the world stop worrying and love the bomb, is subject to this reality. The worst part in the following reviewer's eyes, however, is the use of satire to convey... satire.

6. The Shawshank Redemption

According to IMDB, The Shawshank Redemption is the greatest movie of all time. That's not exactly a true consensus, but suffice to say that most of us enjoy the story of Andy Dufresne and his prison bromance with Ellis Boyd. An apparently automated reviewer is poised to lock us up for our disgustingly bad taste.

5. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars is arguably the greatest film franchise of all time. Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back is widely considered to be its best installment. Our next Amazon critic begs to differ, rattling off inquiry after inquiry at the film's plot. Perhaps this critic's understanding of the film is only as firm as his or her grasp on the concept of paying homage. Decide for yourself.