5. "We Jump Street, And We 'Bout To Jump In Yo' A**." - 22 Jump Street
Captain Dickson (Ice Cube) gets a significantly expanded part in the unexpectedly awesome sequel 22 Jump Street, including having his daughter get boned by Schmidt (Jonah Hill), and more flatteringly, getting to say the coolest one-liner in the movie (though "something cool" comes pretty close). Dickson looks effortlessly bada** in his shades and hat, but once he's said the line, Schmidt can't help but ruin it by awkwardly adding, "Right in the crack". And of course, by ruining the line, he makes it infinitely more hilarious, so it's all good.
Stay at home dad who spends as much time teaching his kids the merits of Martin Scorsese as possible (against the missus' wishes).
General video game, TV and film nut. Occasional sports fan. Full time loon.
