20 Insanely Awesome 2014 Movie One-Liners

19. "My Face Is My Warrant" - Transformers: Age Of Extinction

Here's a quote that walks right on the razor's edge between insanely awesome and one of the year's worst lines of dialogue. When the CIA's task force shows up at Cade's (Mark Wahlberg) farm, Cade argues that they don't have a warrant, causing one of the cronies (played by The Man in Black from Lost, aka Titus Welliver) to turn and tell Cade, "My face is my warrant." Welliver delivers the line with a certain knowing cheesiness that befits the ridiculous tone of the movie, and while a lot of the dialogue in this film simply musters a groan, here's a one-liner that at least rouses a genuine laugh. Unlike most of the corny dialogue in these films, at least this is supposed to be funny.
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