11. "I Really Have To Ask You A Question... Don't Hurt Him" - Trainwreck
The Line: Amy (Amy Schumer) meets her hookup Aaron's (Bill Hader) best pal, who just so happens to be LeBron freaking James. They exchange pleasantries and then, like a concerned father, LeBron asks Amy what her intentions are with his boy. After a hilariously awkward exchange, LeBron says to her, "I really have to ask you a question", and after a long pause follows up with, "Don't hurt him", and then stares sternly at her for entirely too long. Why It's Awesome: It proves how an outrageous celebrity cameo (though in honesty, LeBron's role is pretty damn big) combined with outstanding editing can result in pure cinematic gold. The line of dialogue doesn't even make sense (where is the question?), which pretty much just makes it all the more hysterical. LeBron killed it in this movie, and here's a perfect example of why.
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