20 Mad Max Rip Offs You Need To See

In the not too distant future, somewhere in Southern California, sword-fighting roller skaters combat Frank Stallone’s ninjas for some reason or other.

Also around, and trying to make sense of the film, are Karen Black, Joe Estevez and porn star Jill Kelly. There’s a topless dominatrix with a whip. Every so often, a banjo player appears.

The film ends with a dire warning: the characters will return in The Legend Of The Roller Blade Seven.