9. Napoleon Chapstick
I can understand loving Napoleon Dynamite, and I can even sort of understand wanting to tattoo yourself with his image, if you really love the film - it's a classic after all, and the technique shown here is pretty impressive. But why on Earth would you upstage the best part of the image with a pair of crossed chapsticks?
10. David Spader
I don't care what film it's from, or how good the artwork is, the very idea that anyone would choose to feature the Grown-Ups star on their body fills me with both horror and deep sadness. The fact that the design doesn't particularly resemble Spader doesn't really help that fact either.