1. A Ghastly Tale Drenched With Gouts Of Blood Spurting From The Writhing Victims Of A Madmans Lust! - A Taste Of Blood
Leave it to Herschell Gordon Lewis, the mastermind behind Blood Feast, Two Thousand Maniacs and Colour Me Blood Red, to show em how its done with the tagline for his vampire epic, A Taste Of Blood. Epic is the right word - it goes on forever and the journey to the finish line is a test of ones patience, but on the plus side... no, there isnt any plus side. Forget the movie and check out the trailer. What other great exploitation tag-lines are there out there? And how much better than the finished movie are they? Should out your favourites down in the comments.
Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'